Top Ten Things To Say About the Gifts You Don't Really Like

10. "Well, well, well now, there's a gift!"

9. "Would you just look at that! What will they think of next?!"

8. "Hey, as long as I don't have to feed it, or clean up after it, or put batteries in it, I'm happy!"

7. "No, really, I didn't know that there was a Chia Pet tie! Oh, wow! It's a clip-on too!"

6. "You know, I always wanted one of these! Jog my memory — what's it called again?"

5. "You know what? — I'm going to find a special place to put this!"

4. "Boy, you don't see craftsmanship like that every day!"

3. "And it's such an interesting color too!"

2. "You say that was the last one? Boy, am I glad that you snapped that baby up!"

And the number one thing to say about the Christmas gifts you didn't like is:

1. "You shouldn't have! I mean it, you really shouldn't have!"