'Member that snake that Sister Kay gave fair warning to recently down in sunny Florida? Well, her darlin' husband Mike arrived in Orlando last week and wouldn't you know, said snake has slithered its last. See that hoe? That is one deadly weapon in the hands of a man determined to save his fair wife from anxiety and concern and downright wet-your-pants fear. I know that kind of fear and it's not good. Not at all.
Since I published the post about Sister Kay, my darlin' husband informed me that WE, as in US, have a snake in our back yard. A garter snake he calls it. I prefer to call it Dead. He said it won't hurt me ... yes, it does ... Sister Kay & I discussed this fact ... just knowing they are around causes pain. He has given me instructions to 'leave it alone' because it 'kills mosquitoes & other bugs we don't want around' .... I shall leave it alone if and only if, it leaves me alone. I'm not at all sure how I'd eliminate the thing, but I'd surely think of something ... but hey! we have a hoe!
You have to get entirely too close to said slithery snake with a hoe....us a .22!!
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as it "killing mosquitoes and other bugs you dont want around"....so do birds and bats...go immediately to your nearest lumber store and purchase homes for both!
Good luck and keep us informed of future encounters!